Dog Sayings

Trixie’s Wisdom:

Encourage beer drinking at summer picnics. Drunks drop more food.

Eat grass, throw up. Doesn’t sound like fun, but is.

A puppy is the only love that money can buy.

Mailman does not come to house to kill us all. Comes to house to torture and then kill.

Paws are better than hands. Paws cannot forge signatures, cannot point fingers of blame, cannot pull gun trigger, cannot make obscene gestures, cannot pick pockets.

[Dean Koontz, Bliss to You (Hyperion: New York, NY, 2008), p. 60, 66, 70-71, 72.]