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The Ash Wednesday Idiot

By Peter Darcy | On Feb 13, 2018 | No Comments

On Ash Wednesday, the pastor of a large parish was getting ready to begin the Mass with the distribution of ashes to his parishioners but he found himself in a bind: his associate was away and none of the ministers who were commissioned to distribute ashes had shown up. As the church began to fill up he became desperate and…

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Real Life Wedding Vows

By Peter Darcy | On Jan 23, 2017 | No Comments

A young couple in wedding attire are sitting in the front row of a church with the best man and maid of honor nearby and family gathered around them. An elaborately dressed cleric is standing in front of them reading from a ritual book, whereby he asks the groom: “Do you, Chris, promise to always agree with Suzanne, in rightness…

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The Ash Wednesday Idiot

By Peter Darcy | On Feb 10, 2016 | No Comments

By Peter Darcy On Ash Wednesday, the pastor of a large parish was getting ready to begin the Mass with the distribution of ashes to his parishioners but he found himself in a bind: his associate was away and none of the ministers who were commissioned to distribute ashes had shown up. As the church began to fill up he…

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